Why I bake my own bread

So I popped out to the dairy yesterday to buy a couple of loaves of white as I hadn't got around to baking my own.

Here's what the packaging said:

"Kiwi's have grown up with Tip Top since forever Nature's best ingredients deliver super soft freshness in every slice - and that's what makes our bread TOP'S"

Apparently kiwi's have no need for full stop's and we quite like a'postrophe's.

Also: "If for any reason you are not entirely happy with this loaf, we will replace it".

I wonder if grammar outrage qualifies as "any reason"? But what would they replace it with?


(Furtively re-reads blog to check for non-intentional grammatical errors).