The saga continues....
So, this morning we were happily engaged at play inside, when a yowling and a howling was heard from the side of the house.
Bully cat!
I raced to the rescue, pausing momentarily at the sink to fill a bowl with water.
Bully cat was down the side of the house, having just seen off the neighbour's cat. The neighbour's dog was barking excitedly.
I ran towards Bully cat, hissing and brandishing my bowl. Bully cat stood his ground and hissed back. I threw the water and yelled, but Bully cat was unmoved. I refilled my bowl and threw another load. Bully cat shook himself and trotted a couple of steps.
Suppressing (on animal welfare grounds) the very strong desire to apply foot to fur, I ran to the hose, connected it and aimed:
"Take that, Bully cat!"
My hose spluttered impotently, released a couple of drips then disconnected itself from the tap.
Curses! Undone by technical incompetence! Round one to Bully cat.
Bully cat crept into the bushes as I reconnected the hose. I gave the general area a good blast, but I fear it was to little effect.
Meanwhile, Houdini dozed on our bed in the sun.
(Word from the hood is that Bully cat was captured one morning, having spent a lovely evening sleeping on a neighbourhood couch. There is a phone number on his collar, which was duly rung. Apparently the conversation was not a happy one. So I don't think I'll be approaching the owner about keeping BC in at night).
Bully cat!
I raced to the rescue, pausing momentarily at the sink to fill a bowl with water.
Bully cat was down the side of the house, having just seen off the neighbour's cat. The neighbour's dog was barking excitedly.
I ran towards Bully cat, hissing and brandishing my bowl. Bully cat stood his ground and hissed back. I threw the water and yelled, but Bully cat was unmoved. I refilled my bowl and threw another load. Bully cat shook himself and trotted a couple of steps.
Suppressing (on animal welfare grounds) the very strong desire to apply foot to fur, I ran to the hose, connected it and aimed:
"Take that, Bully cat!"
My hose spluttered impotently, released a couple of drips then disconnected itself from the tap.
Curses! Undone by technical incompetence! Round one to Bully cat.
Bully cat crept into the bushes as I reconnected the hose. I gave the general area a good blast, but I fear it was to little effect.
Meanwhile, Houdini dozed on our bed in the sun.
(Word from the hood is that Bully cat was captured one morning, having spent a lovely evening sleeping on a neighbourhood couch. There is a phone number on his collar, which was duly rung. Apparently the conversation was not a happy one. So I don't think I'll be approaching the owner about keeping BC in at night).
Labels: Suburban housewife, The cat
1 Comments:
LOL ... I'm sure it wasn't quite so funny at the time but you tell the story beautifully!
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