A comfortable end?

It seems inevitable that the slow descent into middle-age has started when one finds oneself in bed early on a Saturday night cuddled up with a kumfs footwear catalogue - and entirely happy with this arrangement. I think it had something to do with the large number of interesting looking red shoes.

One style that I won't be buying is the unfortunately named "xit". I can only presume that this is pronounced "ex-it" rather than starting with a "z" sound (as in Xena), or a "sh" sound (as in Xiao-Ping).

Although come to think of it, given the likely demographic of kumfs wearers, perhaps "exit" is not a good name either. The last pair of shoes you'll need???!!